There were some innocent, playful kisses…
Some listless daydreaming of the future… And even some singing and dancing!
My heart nearly broke at having to release this love of mine!
You might think I was calm and composed while being enchanted by my amphibian lover. Truth is: I was not. Nate and I actually found him on the way home when Nate almost ran him over with our car. After much imploring, I convinced him a rescue mission was necessary or this beautiful creature’s death was imminent, and his grave would be located at the intersection of Star and 1st. I hastily ran to the middle of the road and literally swept him off his webbed feet. Once safely inside the car, pandemonium ensued. Herbert started flailing dramatically, I started screaming hysterically, and Nate started laughing so spastically he could hardly continue to man the rescue vehicle. Herbert managed to explore every nook and cranny of our car in a matter of 30 seconds as we finished our drive home [Including: my purse, the entire dashboard and the PASSENGERS SEAT which I had quickly evacuated upon his INVASION into my personal space]. Nate and I were both laughing and screaming like little school girls as this all happened.
Thank goodness I already have my Prince Charming. Dating just isn’t what it used to be.
Note: NO ANIMAL WAS HARMED IN THE FILMING OF THIS PRODUCTION.